Welcome to my website. It was days in the making.

Like me, it’s unfinished but may seem really well put-together to the casual observer. (Hmm, good name for a band: The Casual Observers. I randomly come up with about 10 band names a day. I should start a business and charge for them. Or at least start writing them down.)

Anyway, I’ve only posted a sample of what I’ve done, would like to do, have yet to do, or may never do. See, I’m really good at a lot of things but not obsessive enough to be great at any one thing. Kind of like Keanu Reeves — except I can act, too.

Feel free to browse my site. Send me a message. Check Twitter @GoCurcioGo for random thoughts on politics, Wall Street, movies, music and the f#!*ing Mets.

Whatever millenials are doing on the internet these days, I’m doing it, too. But first I have to chase those damn kids off my lawn. (I’d add a few clever emojis here to show how au courant I am but, well, it’s WordPress. Hey, it’s cheap.)

Oh, and please don’t piss off the Llama.